Dr. Clarke Stevens, DDS, MS

FUN & GAMES

Top Ten Reasons To Get Braces
10. I can't eat pizza right.
9. I dont' want to look like my uncle.
8. Food falls out when I chew.
7. My mom calls me "el Bucko Teetho".
6. My Dentist says my teeth are the worst he has ever seen.
5. A tree hit my mouth.
4. I have a snaggle tooth.
3. My boyfriend is paying for them.
2. Girls like guys with straight teeth.
1. My mom said so!

Top Ten Reasons My Brackets are Broken or Missing
10. I used it to fix my CD player.
9. I lost it in my room.
8. It dissolved in a coke.
7. I ate it.
6. Golem stole it.
5. It got caught on my sweater.
4. I traded a bracket for a baseball card.
3. I was wrestling.
2. I broke a bracket eating a piece of bread.
1. I was chewing a pen.

Dr. Stevens' Top 10 Movies
10. A Room With a View
9. Four Feathers
8. A Christmas Story
7. Cinema Paradiso
6. Much Ado About Nothing
5. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
4. Pocket Full of Miracles
3. Planes, Trains and Automobiles
2. Gladiator
1. Gone with the Wind